Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Hold Your Breath

Hold Your Breath (R) 2012


Directed by Jared Cohen


Starring:  Katrina Bowden, Randy Wayne, Erin Marie Hogan, Steve Hanks, Joshua Michael Allen, Brad Slaughter, Seth Cassell and Darin Cooper.

Here We Go:  A group of 20-somethings take a road trip and wind up being possessed by a killer who uses their bodies to do his dirty work.  This movie is just insulting.  I didn't even know that they made movies this bad anymore!  Maybe, MAYBE, you could throw this film a bone and say that they at least incorporated some classic horror movie elements, such as young adults, nudity, a creepy caretaker, and an abandoned prison.  Nah...take that bone and crush it with a hammer - this movie gets no bone!  It was just so painfully bad.  At one point (we could call this a spoiler alert, but I beg you to never watch this junk) someone is cut in half and their COMPUTERIZED LEGS fall over.  


Bottom Line:  Skip it...run away from it as fast as you can and never look back.



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