Nine Dead

Nine Dead (2009) R

Directed by: Chris Shadley

Starring: Melissa Joan Hart, John Terry, Chip Bent...and a bunch of other people I've never heard of.

Here We Go:  I was ready to hate this because Sabrina the Teenage Witch can't act, but Melissa Joan Hart was decent with what she had to work with.  On the other hand, the strip club owner tried his hand at acting like he was related to the producer.  How did he get booked?  Drunken casting call at a local Fridays?  Either way, it wasn't a movie to write home about, but it was still fun to sit around throwing around guesses about what the hell was going on and why.  

Bottom line:  Check it out but only if it's free.